Welp, guess my commissions are open now. Sorry nothing fancy for the writing ones like there is for art. And how long the rest of this is.

Will Do

  • Fanart for most Any Fandom (Ask me first if I’m okay with the fandom, and if I’m unfamiliar with it I’d appreciate if you can send me references of the character/s you want me to draw)
  • Humanoid OCs (References Required)
  • Low/Medium Gore
  • Implied/Light NSFW

Won’t Do

  • Heavy Gore
  • Explicit NSFW
  • Mechas (Sorry can’t draw them very well)
  • Furries (Sorry can’t draw them very well)

Rules

  • No Refunds after you get the drawing
  • You will receive the file via email and if you’re comfortable with it I’ll also post it on my socials
  • Send me references and be clear about what you want me to draw, the more detailed you are, the better; otherwise I will assume artistic freedom
  • You can ask me on the status of your piece and I will send previews as i go through to see if there’s anything you would like me to change
  • Payments are in USD on Paypal and base payment must be given upfront
  • You may request a refund anytime before the piece is finished
  • Prices may go up if the design is more complicated, however never more than $5 of the base price listed
  • You may, for free, pick the colors for the sketch and lineart if it’s all going to be one base color
  • Tips are appreciated, but not required
  • I reserve the right to refuse any request made, I will give you the choice of either picking a new idea that I am comfortable with drawing or keep your money and I hope you may find someone else willing to draw that

As for writing commissions

Prices

  • 1500 words - $3
  • 3000 words - $8
  • 6000 words - $15

Extra

  • NSFW - +$5
  • Any more than 5 characters - +$2 per character added

Rules

  • You will receive the file via email and if you’re comfortable with it I’ll also post it on my socials
  • You may pay either through Paypal or Ko-fi, base payment upfront
  • You can ask me on the status of your piece and I will send previews as I go through to see if there’s anything you would like me to change
  • No Refunds after you get the writing piece
  • You may request a refund anytime before the piece is finished
  • Be specific otherwise creative authority will be assumed
  • I reserve the right to refuse any request made, I will give you the choice of either picking a new idea that I am comfortable with writing or keep your money and I hope you may find someone else willing to write that

leviathan-supersystem:

leviathan-supersystem:

leviathan-supersystem:

I get how the whole “listening to music as a dick-measuring contest for who can listen to the most obscure band” thing can get grating sometimes but I don’t think people realize just how vital that phenomenon is for new up and coming bands to get a foot in the door. it’s understandable to be annoyed by hipsterism but unless you want all music to be industry plants and former child stars you’re just going to have to accept it as part of the social ecosystem.

most of your friends probably won’t go around hyping up your amateurish self-released bandcamp project, but you know who will? the most insufferable hipster jackass you’ll ever meet.

[your best friend playing your music in front of someone else]: yeah haha this is my friend’s band… i know it’s kinda weird and rough around the edges but i’m kinda into it… if you’re not tho i’ll turn it off.

[pretentious music guy you’ve never met before playing your music in front of someone else]: yeah so i found this on bandcamp and it completely blew me away, no one is making music like this today, it’s so raw and experimental and interesting, i can’t believe they only have 3 listeners on spotify, they’re brilliant, frankly if you don’t like this music you should kill yourself,

mikkeneko:

metalheadsforblacklivesmatter:

Nebraska hasn’t passed a single bill this year because one lawmaker keeps filibustering in protest of an anti-trans bill: ‘I will burn this session to the ground’

Damn. I thought she was just gonna up and make a fuss and her swearing to protect trans kids was a bunch of empty words (again).

But no. She’s one-woman filibustering the entire Nebraska legislature into a complete standstill until they agree to protect the rights of trans kids.

She was 100% serious when she said she’d make it as painful for everyone as it is for trans kids. Gahddamn.

This is why small elections matter. She’s not a country wide senator or president or shit. She’s just a local official representing District 6 in Nebraska.

This is why the “smaller” elections between the presidential elections matter.

-fae

#she’s also probably getting a lot of hate and being determined doesn’t mean this isn’t wearing on her#so if anyone in nebraska wants to throw a nice letter or phone call her way it would probably be worth the effort - Contact info here.

greentrickster:

greentrickster:

greentrickster:

chucktaylorupset:

greentrickster:

Daughter of fantasy villains decides to rebel against her parents by actually going through with her arranged marriage to a local golden retriever of a prince instead of running off with some local villain-to-be or conquering said golden retriever’s kingdom and ruling it solo like her parents expect her to. Plus, sue her, she’s into the clean-cut earnest look.

At the same time, local prince charming discovers that he’s actually very into the gothic fiance his parents have landed him with in order to try and establish peace with the local evil lair down the lane, he would never have guessed a spiderweb pattern could look so fetching on a ball gown…?

Meanwhile, two pairs of parents in a tizzy because they both expected their offspring to whole-heartedly reject this union and give them an excuse to conquer their goody-two-shoes/evil neighbours, they’re not supposed to actually like each other-!

respective friend groups undergoing culture clash like all of prince charming’s knights are like what vile spell has been used to ensorcel our prince.  we must be on our guard for surely this is but a ruse for an assassination attempt

meanwhile the villain bride’s friends are all like clearly he loves you not, why do you persist in a manner that will ensure your own heart break, i mean if he was taking this seriously there would be at least three assassination attempts by now.  it’s like he doesn’t even notice that you have massive amounts of dark power to covet for his own

smashcut to

fully armored knight, clanging through the hallways in attempts at stealth, blades drawn: i’m just saying, i took an oath of protection.  this feels wrong.

prince charming: it’s not wrong, it’s celebrating cross cultural traditions for my beloved bride

knight: it’s attempted murder

prince charming: it’s a loving attempted murder

@chucktaylorupset  Meanwhile the bride has a bouquet of roses, cornflowers, and wheat sheaves on her desk in her room, and she’s not coming out until she’s written a beautiful and moving poem about how they favourably compare to her groom. It’s been three days. She’s gone through an entire raven’s worth of quills (unethically sourced). The ‘toads who used to be my friends’ list has gone up by one. But she’s bent dark forces and eldritch spirits to her will and, by the powers obscene, this will not be the thing that breaks her.

Sorceress friend: Please, just get him an amulet that will double his power at the cost of his soul, no one’s worth this.

Rebellious villainess: (nearly in tears) No, he brought his best knights to the castle and tried to kill me last week, at midnight, I can’t ignore something like that! He even kicked Cathulhu!

Sorceress friend: He nudged it with his foot. And then he apologized to it. In tears.

Rebellious villainess: (actually in tears now, for reasons of feels instead of poetic torment) He’s trying so hard!!!

Villainess: Beloathed, I need a goat.

Prince: Of course, darling - may I inquire as to what for?

Villainess: Blood sacrifice to the dark gods, you know how it is.

Prince: …

Prince: …darling, you know I support your lifestyle choices, but I must say this before it potentially happens.

Prince: I’m not all right with human sacrifice. That’s one of my boundaries. I don’t know if you do that or not, but it seemed a topical time to bring it up.

Villainess: (carefree laugh) Oh beloathed, don’t worry yourself about such things, I would never!

Villainess: (leading him off to the goat market) Only incompetents use actual humans. Skilled practitioners of the dark arts know that a goat is not only a sufficient sacrifice, but the superior one.

Prince: You don’t say? Fascinating!

@sapphire-monkey One of the nobles against the marriage in the prince’s kingdom invites the villainess to a local village’s blessing ritual, secure in the knowledge that it’s not only custom to wear the absolute palest white or undyed linen/woolen clothing one owns, it’s a requirement of the ritual and sacrilegious to do otherwise. Let’s see you deal with that miss all-black-wardrobe.

She arrives in diaphanous white silk edged with lace that gives the impression of beautifully tattered hems, all of it drifting gently around her on the spring breeze to give the feeling of a wraith from a haunted castle or something of the such. While not her personal cup of tea, she finds the ritual very moving, and absolutely understands why its one of her beloathed’s favorites.

One of the nobles from her kingdom, meanwhile, decides, fuck it, and just turns the prince into a frog. It takes her two minutes to find and fix him.

Villain noble: How.

Villainess: True love’s kiss, bitch.

Villain noble: (seethes)

The prince, meanwhile, pissed off the entire villainous court for the recent engagement ball that was held by knowing and responding accordingly to all the proper threats and insults. He studied before doing this, and he’s not going to shame darling in front of her peers! Bastard even managed to subdue his chivalry long enough to flirt with one of her friends right in front of her, how dare he be so considerate and sensitive to her needs like that-!?

yay855:

theconcealedweapon:

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“It’s human nature” is always used as a defense of those with power but never as a defense of those without power.

Rich people call their greed “human nature” as a defense. But poor people are condemned for doing anything that’s “human nature”.

It’s human nature to steal if your survival depends on it. It’s human nature to use drugs to cope with a society that traumatizes people and offers no reasonable solutions. It’s human nature to want to create a society that provides everyone’s basic needs. But poor people are demonized for any of those.

When the rich are greedy, they call it natural. When the poor are desperate, they call it greed.

txttletale:

txttletale:

the thing about religions is that they have no essential character. they exist only as they are practiced and they’re only practiced in a social context informed by the material & economic structures of the society they’re practiced in. the problem with conceptualizing religion as ‘untrue beliefs about the world’ isn’t that it’s 'culturally christian’ but that it’s a fundamentally idealist outlook on what religion is and where it comes from

this is a fundamental error made constantly by both sides of the 'cultural christianity’ debate that this website has ad nauseam

whynotfabulous:

daeynore:

whynotfabulous:

thegoodsandy:

whynotfabulous:

babyblueavenger:

whynotfabulous:

mayflydecember:

whynotfabulous:

captain-oh-no-not-again:

whynotfabulous:

treslecheslife:

whynotfabulous:

trashboi413:

whynotfabulous:

marten-blackwood:

whynotfabulous:

gnomer-denois:

whynotfabulous:

whynotfabulous:

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

Because it’s also evil

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

You meet god

Thank goodness!

What’s the correct way to eat a banana?

Whole, in one gulp.

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

Father of the Muffin Boy

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

Car’s haunted

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

into the sky, where it turns into stars

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

….Ah

thesylverlining:

loveuniseposts:

loveuniseposts:

You know what? I think Shane Madej deserves more credit for being literally the only man in the genre to actually walk the talk that he doesn’t believe in this shit. Other shows will be like “I am so SKEPTICAL I am a hardcore DEBUNKER” and then *two seconds later meme* “holy shit dude shadow people truly do control the government and Hillary Clinton hired the men in black to kill people, oh my god it’s all connected!” Ladies, if a man says he’s a skeptic, then he better be prepared to lie on a demon pentagram and laugh when a flashlight turns on and says it wants to kill him. Never settle for anything less.

Ryan Bergara also deserves credit for being the only man in the genre able to admit when he’s wrong.

And they BOTH are unfailingly… not shitty about it. I am a Very Pagan nerd and have never once felt belittled by Shane’s skepticism. He just comes at it with such a positive, “the world is incredible and wonderful enough already!” vibe and from everything I’ve seen just.. Isn’t an asshole to spiritual people (who aren’t Ryan, but that is part of their Deal lol)

It’s just honestly really rare and refreshing and I really like them ghoul boys is all

thesylverlining:

loveuniseposts:

loveuniseposts:

You know what? I think Shane Madej deserves more credit for being literally the only man in the genre to actually walk the talk that he doesn’t believe in this shit. Other shows will be like “I am so SKEPTICAL I am a hardcore DEBUNKER” and then *two seconds later meme* “holy shit dude shadow people truly do control the government and Hillary Clinton hired the men in black to kill people, oh my god it’s all connected!” Ladies, if a man says he’s a skeptic, then he better be prepared to lie on a demon pentagram and laugh when a flashlight turns on and says it wants to kill him. Never settle for anything less.

Ryan Bergara also deserves credit for being the only man in the genre able to admit when he’s wrong.

And they BOTH are unfailingly… not shitty about it. I am a Very Pagan nerd and have never once felt belittled by Shane’s skepticism. He just comes at it with such a positive, “the world is incredible and wonderful enough already!” vibe and from everything I’ve seen just.. Isn’t an asshole to spiritual people (who aren’t Ryan, but that is part of their Deal lol)

It’s just honestly really rare and refreshing and I really like them ghoul boys is all

themagdalenwriting:

fireandwonder:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

swanjolras:

y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint

don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you

stories are an acceptable form of payment

the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars

the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave

#actual sidhe court of the internet tbqh

You think you’ve only been here a few hours, but then you realize that years have passed.

When you return to RL, no one understands you, because they do not know the memes.

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